cuisinart is the bomb.
i had pop tarts for breakfast this morning. straight out of the blender. all from a suggestion by my mom. we were shopping for groceries the other day:
mom: pop tarts?
me: uh...
mom: why not try it in the blender...?
me: uh...
mom: ?
me: ... ok! i mean seriously, who puts pop tarts in the blender? this guy!
the breakfast of champions:
2 chocolate chip pop tarts
2 chocolate boost plus bottles
2 cups 2% milk
2 tablespoons powdered fiber
cut it real smooth - blend it up nice, baby.
mmm, de-lish.
dinner?
i took a can of chicken noodle soup and blended it down. yum. tastes like chicken! then a can of ham / roasted potatoes soup (plus a little milk to thin it out) ground round down. dining extravagance. bon apetit!
yes, i can hear you asking... when will i try out a steak? any day now...
1 comment:
Dude, you are a piece of work. I am almost in tears.
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