was thinking about new breakfast ideas a couple weeks ago - and then it hit me. what about coffee and donuts... in a blender, of course! could be truly sweet. went down to the local KK with my mom and was SHOCKED to find the following sign : no joke, i was in shock for days after that event. i almost had to get out of the car and ride shotgun - i couldn't even focus on driving anymore. i mean, it's clear - can't you see it?

that krispy kreme clearly shut down when they heard that i was on the disabled list. they had budgeted for the cap'n HQ donut escapades, but when they heard i had an inactive mandible, they knew they were doomed and couldn't hold out for my recovery. TRAGIC FOLKS, TRAGIC.