end of the work day story:

 

random dude:  hey, wow, you look really great!

me:  thank you!

rd:  i guess it must have been a really good weekend?

me:  oh, yeah, i had a nice weekend.

rd:  you know, i've got a friend and he wears the cheesehead thing around all the time!

me:  oh!  really?

rd:  yeah, so how did the packers do?

me:  hmmm, i don't know...

rd:  you know, green bay!

me:  yeah, i don't really follow that stuff.

rd:  wait.  why else would you be dressed up like that?

me:  TO SPREAD CHRISTMAS JOY!!!

rd:  uhhhhhhhhh...  huh.  [stumbles off bemused]

 

classic.

 

and then as i was crossing the street i almost made a fedex driver run into a light pole.  awesome.