so i was cruising down the main street here in ob, just starting to throw out some candy canes to my adoring fans. first stop at bravo's mexican cantina. barstool seating inside facing the outside - large open windows. a nice dude and his chick are stoked to see the elf scootering on christmas day, no less. so i stop and throw a candy cane in their direction. it tragically misses. i lob a second one over my head and it ricochets off the wall. so no good. by now, the pair are still joyful, but moreso amused by my lack of hand-eye coordination. ok, 3rd times a charm, and i'm going to land this one right in their hands. i rocket a candy cane straight at them, but i failed to take into account the bottles of salsa on the window sill.

it was quite tragic.

i actually shattered 2 bottles of salsa and sent the contents spewing everywhere.

luckily, the pair were still laughing. i was too, but i quickly said, "uhh, merry christmas?" and took off at top scooter speed.

sweet.